BASEBALL |
FOOTBALL |
Heroes |
Statistics |
Players judged by talent, not championships. |
Players ridiculed for not having rings. |
A great time for the family. |
You tell me... |
Seventh-inning stretch. |
Super Bowl halftime. |
| Every score counts as one. Very little betting occurs. It's about the game. | If every score counted as one, bookies would be out of business. The sport is driven by gambling. |
Affordable, minor-league ballparks. |
[None] |
Sox bullpen comes to aid of injured Torii Hunter. This is called sportsmanship. |
Or, act like a boy named Suh. |
Millions watch LL World Series. |
Um, the Pop Warner Super Bowl? |
In general, fans travel to games and actually enter stadium. |
Only sport in the world where party takes precedence over the actual game. |
No cheerleaders, just a few corny, fun-loving mascots. |
Saucy tarts, one sprained ankle away from careers as trollops. |
Willie Mays throws out first pitch at Mariners/Indians game. STANDING OVATION |
Johnny Unitas does coin flip at Seahawks/Browns game. GOLF CLAP, AT BEST |
And finally, to deal the deal
Bring it on...
