Why Baseball Is the Best Sport ... Ever

Submitted for your (dis)approval...

BASEBALL	FOOTBALL
Heroes	Statistics
Players judged by talent, not championships. Ernie Banks	Players ridiculed for not having rings. Jim Kelly
A great time for the family.	You tell me...
Seventh-inning stretch.	Super Bowl halftime.
Every score counts as one. Very little betting occurs. It's about the game.	If every score counted as one, bookies would be out of business. The sport is driven by gambling.
Affordable, minor-league ballparks.	[None]
Sox bullpen comes to aid of injured Torii Hunter. This is called sportsmanship.	Or, act like a boy named Suh.
Millions watch LL World Series.	Um, the Pop Warner Super Bowl?
In general, fans travel to games and actually enter stadium.	Only sport in the world where party takes precedence over the actual game.
No cheerleaders, just a few corny, fun-loving mascots.	Saucy tarts, one sprained ankle away from careers as trollops.
Willie Mays throws out first pitch at Mariners/Indians game. STANDING OVATION	Johnny Unitas does coin flip at Seahawks/Browns game. GOLF CLAP, AT BEST

And finally, to deal the deal

Bring it on...